Because almost stepping on a dead rat barefoot first thing in the morning is fun–NOT

Because stepping on a dead rat barefoot first thing in the morning is fun–NOT!, originally uploaded by Serenity in China.

Woke up a few days ago and opened the door to our kitchen (it’s usually closed and we have a mop handle tied to the door handle to keep it closed so our little friendly visitors don’t roam about the apartment at night) . . .

I walk over to the counter thinking about what I want to have for breakfast, and then wonder if any more rats or mice have been leaving their little ‘gifts’ on the floors and counter tops so that we have to do another massive daily cleaning of the kitchen . . .

I look around and don’t see any new poo . . . and then I turn and see the GIANT DEAD RAT on the floor in front of the doorway I had just walked through in my BARE FEET!!!

I don’t know how I missed stepping on Mr. Rat–but I’m freaking happy as hell that I don’t know what dead-rat-under-my-bare-foot feels like!!!

Julianne and I are NOT going to miss this apartment after we leave!

J